I love saying “I told you so” to girls who chose someone else over me because I “seem like a player” and then they get cheated on. Sucks to suck. Sorry no you can’t come back. I won’t be anyone second choice.

  • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend: so you hate him?
  • me: no hes my favorite character